These are real conversations. For real.




"Girls, change the cat litter please sometime today if we have litter, otherwise just sift it."
"Okay."


2 hours later.


"Did you change the litter?"
"Yep."
"Okay. Everything okay?"
"Yep."


1 hour later.


"Hey, i'll be home a bit late today - I rode my bike."
"Okay. Can you pick up cat litter?"
"No, I'm on my bike."
"Huh?"
"I rode. My bike. To work."
"WHY?"
"Because I wanted to... hey wait. why did you ask about cat litter?"
"Um because um after we dumped the litter and went to refill the litterbox we found out we were out."
"So what's the cat pooping in until we get more litter? and like for the last 3 hours???"
"Uh.... I don't know?"






they must have brain damage. Only logical explanation.