Thursday, October 02, 2008

Drinking Game Addendum

This is for the VP ticket- before I post, however, I forgot to mention that the drinking game post found here about the first presidential was cowritten and inspired by my brother Brad. Actually, almost all of it was him, and his idea.

All of the "Presidential Debate Drinking Game" rules apply, but add the following:

Take a drink when:
HOTWORDS:
"Lipstick"
"Russia"
"Putin"
"Six-pack"
Any Supreme Court case (BESIDES Roe v. Wade) is mentioned
Any word that is supposed to end in "ING" ends in "in'" instead.

Take two drinks when:
Joe Biden mentions dead people
Palin mentions the bridge.

Chug your drink when:
Biden laughs out loud at Palin
Palin...


ah screw it. Here's the thing:
Palin. Sucks. Watching her is almost physically painful in so many ways. Yeah, she's easy on the eyes and has great folksy stories... but she's clueless about so many things in SO many ways... and if McCain wins, I'd lay better than even odds that she's going to be president within a few years. Watch the debate tonight, and try to imagine her as the president regardless of party affiliation. She's NOT COMPETENT. She's qualified, sure - anyone over 35 that's a natural USA citizen is qualified - but she's NOT COMPETENT.

If I was voting Republican (which, in the interest of fair disclosure I have done - 1996 I voted Clinton, 2000+2004 for Bush as well as voting Republican for various local and state positions), I would be calling every Republican officeholder I could find and expressing my extreme dissatisfaction with the choice of Palin. This is insane - it's not even her opposition to abortion rights and beliefs about evolution that REALLY scare me - it's the fact that she's a complete IDIOT. I'd rather have someone smart with views opposite to mine in office any day.

In fact, I'd rather just hand Bush another term than see Palin anywhere near the White House.

Seriously.

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