from Oncle Psycho's blog comes a list of 281 tricks to irritate an atheist. Numbers 24 and 25 were the first sign I should likely put down the coffee before reading, but NOOOOooo.... I kept reading... and now there's a mess in my lap.
Of... uh... coffee.
From the post:
24) Drink the last beer in the fridge.
25) ...and buy natural light to replace it.