Anna Nicole Smith is dead.

I'm sitting here at my desk, trying really hard to concentrate on exactly why we're having some weird DNS errors I've never seen before and can find no information about online, and all I can hear is the gaggle of cube ladies all clustered 8 feet away talking incessantly about how shocking and sad it is that the poor lady had to go and blah blah blah. Rather than start throwing things at them until they shut up, I'm going to start typing here and explain why, in great detail, I'm neither shocked nor saddened about this until they disband and go on about their merry way wasting time in other areas of the cube farm.

Ah crap - they just disbanded. It would have been more fun to just throw things at them.